sailor moon episode 24 (nephrite gets fucked over: THE FUCKSPLOSION)

SO BACK TO SAILOR MOON
SAILOR MOON
…why are you spoiling the entire episode in the preview
(maybe I wanted to hope it’ll end differently this time ;~;)

its really cool how i can pause on frames of opening and read the hiragana part of the sentences

gomen is written in katakana for emphasis huh

apparently there’s a kanji that’s pronounced just ‘i’

and a kanji that’s pronounced just ‘a’

omg i just noticed the kanji have small hiragana pronounciations above them!!! bless u subbers
let’s practice

…this resolution is not good enough for half the spelling symbols >_<

i’ve managed to catch the frame before the romaji subs appeared this time, but i feel like i’m cheating because i half remember the lyrics )=

welp i dont know how to tell small tsu from big tsu
and confused ‘te’ with ‘ta’ -_-

okay this mistake doesnt count because i just couldnt make out the symbol and took a random stab at it >_>

tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

i just know this line by heart >_>

(im deleting most of the stuff i transcribed here w/e)

look the mistakes i made because i cant fucking make out the teeny tiny kanji transcription dont count >_>

WELL THIS HAS BEEN AWESOME
IF I KEEP THIS UP I MIGHT EVEN LEARN SOME KATAKANA
I REMEMBER ‘N’ ALREADY

oh hey the episode name is transcribed too! neato!

Naru-chan koukyuu
Nephraito ai no shi!

(this was not transcribed in romaji so im legit proud of this! lets see how many mistakes I made)
(nephrite was in katakana and i cant read that so i just kinda assumed XD)

goddammit
goukyuu
i did not notice the “ mark ;~;

EVERYTHING ELSE IS CORRECT
I CAN DO THIS

aw man this is the same playground, isn’t it?
no wait last time it was a swimming pool i think
either way last time they were playing and now Naru just sits there
well NOW she knows for a fact how badly in over her head she is doesn’t she

and Usagi is just
standing there
worried
queen ❤

and still pushing her line about forgetting him heh
even after her wish on the stars for him to not do bad things anymore
wise child ❤

man they are pulling out all stops with Tragic Naru here
the voice, the sharp lighting on hair covering her eyes

ah hello fucker long time no see
let’s see what you are thinking about this now with your head slightly cooled

‘Was that the energy of love?’ and this smile omg

i bet he’s really fucking tired of being the only shitennou without a romantic interest lol

ahaha and her laughing face before his eyes

they are totally trying to sell us on the whole ‘he did fall for her’ thing
whatever actually, i dont even care for the age difference, the everything else difference is too bad

oh hey look at Nephrite being more observant than Naru
sorry dude but secret identities dont work that way )= it just means that /Sailor Moon/ knows who Naru is not the other way round

hello Zoicite pissed at Nephrite stealing your job

‘could ginzuishou be something inside a human body?’
i don’t know what circuitous path his logic took to this conclusion given that Naru is NOT the ginzuishou holder

surprisingly, it’s possible to render looking into a girl’s naked body in a non-pervy way
wow
who fucking knew

Naru did you know you are supposed to be more freaked out at a scary adult guy being in your room / in your window
eh she knows >_>

ah the carefully measured dozes of truth
best way of lying

‘Thanks to you, I have learned what love is for the first time’
(LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE)

‘In the evil organization I have been a part of, there is no love’
…actually, if you define ‘love’ as ‘mutual, non-manipulative, non-fucked-up’ that might just be close to truth

I bet that for all that Nephrite is lying to her, the part about his grievance with the Dark Kingdom is real
he just prioritizes his mission still

‘I thought that was normal, but your love opened my eyes’ ah here comes the carefully measured bullshit part again

(Naru is obviously buying this wholesale)

‘Now I’m thinking I might want to join Sailor Moon to fight against the evil organization’
see the bs tingler here is that if it’s the lack of love and personal fulfillment that led him away, not any kind of moral reasoning, and Naru isn’t a part of Sailor Moon’s team, he wouldn’t want to go back to the same fight, he’d just want to get away
then again he does think Naru is a part of Sailor Moon’s team I guess

man I wanna write a fic where he ends up doing just that, what he says here ;u;

‘If you know anything about Sailor Moon, please tell me’
and here comes the biggest bullshit tingler
if he approached this in good faith, he wouldn’t have asked Naru to betray Sailor Moon’s confidence, he’d just ask her to relay a message, put them in contact, come up with some way to prove his loyalty
this is bullshit that’s measured specifically for a young girl who’s not thinking straight

‘Can you not trust me?’ THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT TINGLER
SHE CANNOT TRUST YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT VERY WELL

and he appears in a reflection
neat visual trick, I do wonder where he is physically

ha
he didn’t even expect her to actually tell him, just to contact Sailor Moon
I guess if Naru were /actually/ trusted with the secret, she WOULD be more careful

ahaha and now Zoicite is making the entirely wrong conclusion
well okay maybe not entirely?
idk it’s definitely not the same kind of infatuation Naru has for him
she arrested his imagination, sure
he’s tempted to reciprocate her care and accept her as his own, yes
o well Zoicite ends up on top either way

I wonder what time it is, if Usagi’s mom actually calls her to the phone and isn’t just like ‘fuck you it’s midnight go to sleep’
or is it just because it’s Usagi’s mom…

and Usagi is listening
I wonder how much she can figure out of what’s going on

USAGI TRANSFORM
man she can run real well
I love this girl
she is all ready to kick anyone’s ass now
and like
she called the youma to show itself BEFORE transforming
badassest rabbit ❤

ahaha and she immediately panics when Nephrite throws her off balance

PLEASE! DON’T TELL ANYBODY THAT I’M SAILOR MOON! OKAY?! PLEASE?!

oh my god what a wonderful rabbit ❤

NEPHRITE GETS A WTF SWEAT DROP ON HIS GLOVE <333333333333333333

GIRL IM ABOUT TO KILL YOU WHY IS YOUR PRIORITY SECRET IDENTITIES

I DONT WANNA DIE

I love just how… earnestly Usagi engages with him
she’s ready to assume he’s not an enemy
she’s ready to talk even after he confirms he is

OH HEY
IS THIS TUXEDO KAMEN
or is this plant youma >_>

aww yip it’s Tuxedo <33

hey Tuxedo fought him already before in the tennis episode didn’t he

man if Nephrite didn’t get killed this ep Usagi would really be in troube

SARAMADA
I wonder what exactly this is Japanese

‘That idiot! Who cares what happens to that girl?!’ says Nephrite after having aborted the fight with Sailor Moon to check on her, about to rush to her rescue XD

thats a smart way of tying Naru up, she really can’t move

AND HERE HE IS SHOWING UP
EVERYONE IS SURPRISED
yeah girls you kind of want to run
man why did Nephrite hold back against Sailor Moon so much
he would really have killed the senshi if he had really tried >_>

‘I may continue to lie to you, even after this’
man this is the most honest thing Nephrite has ever said in his life ;~;

NARU WILL TAKE WHATEVER

OMG NEPHRITE’S EXPRESSION
IF I HAD NOT PAUSED HERE I WOULD NOT HAVE CAUGHT IT
PLEASE ENJOY

so is Nephrite’s blood green or is it from the plant minions

NARU SWEETHEART IT’S REALLY REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT HE GOT HURT
LIKE
IN NO REALITY DO YOU OWE HIM ANYTHING AT ALL FOR BAILING YOU OUT OF A JAM HE GOT YOU HIMSELF

awww and the symbolic Taking Off The Jacket
it’s somewhere around now that the decision to Prioritize Naru is solidifying in his head

aw Naru your pyjamas )=
(my priorities remain excellent as ever)

…okay so maybe Nephrite is kidna handsome >_>
more here than last episode

ehehe Naru can tell when he’s lying ❤

man she’s just so comfortable settling there on the grass
she’s so happy to be sitting there ;~;

‘Oh, come to think of it, does the evil organization give you Sundays off, too?’
oh this line
not only is it hilarious, but it also indicates that Naru figured out he was playing her
she knows he’s not actually leaving the evil organization for real and takes it for granted that he also understands that he knows
too cute ;u;

and obviously the attack is going to come while they are laughing because that was the emotional climax of that scene and it’s time to switch over now >_>

yup that’s what happens

Nephrite did you know you could push away Naru without putting yourself in the way of the attack
o well split-second reactions

NIGERO NARU
BAKA
NIGERUNJA

nope shes going to stay and be a hero because that’s who Naru is AND SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

AND NEPHRITE IS JUST TRYING TO CONVINCE HER
THAT’S ENOUGH
IT’S OKAY
HE’S SO GOOD AT EMOTIONS

and she does the impossible… to bad that’s not enough

…yeah I’m pretty sure at this point that it’s Nephrite’s blood that’s green, as little sense as it makes with his skintone

OKAY ZOICITE GOT THE KUROZUISHOU CAN YOU FUCK OFF AND LET NEPHRITE LIVE NOW
JUST A SUGGESTION

goddammit this is stupid why am I rooting for the fucker so hard again >_>

welp this is the most terrifying moment for Naru
TIME FOR THE SENSHI TO APPEAR

but before that, again
"Run!” “No!”
Naru…

USAGI WITH THE TEAM THANK YOU

“YOU ARE REALLY MEAN, TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE!”
says Usagi, after several days spent trying to dissuade Naru
I love this rabbit
“so I contradict myself, what of it: I am large, I contain multitudes”

OMG AND THE GIRLS ARE JOINING IN WITH THEIR OWN RIDICULOUS SLOGANS

STAND UNDER A COLD WATERFALL AND REFLECT ON YOUR CONDUCT
ONLY YOU CAN MAKE THIS SOUND BADASS AMI

IN THE NAME OF THE MARS I WILL CHASTISE YOU
REI THATS LIKE USAGIS LINE ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS COOL YOU BEAUTIFUL DORK YOU

dear plant youma HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED YOUR LESSON YET
IF YOU ENCOUNTER THE SENSHI YOU FUCKING RUN

thank you Ami for your beautiful and universal battlefield control capabilities ❤

And Rei/Usagi combo attack ❤

the three of them really ahve this figured out ❤

awww ❤

“Sailor Moon?”
“Hai?”
and she steps forward, too
she’s very open to this
“No, please don’t die!”
(well Usagi you did ask the stars for him to never do anything bad again…)
(this is the time for MOON HEALING POWER im just saying)
(too bad you dont know about that yet)

oh Naru )=

man this is a beautiful scene tho

and the only part of him that physically exists is Naru’s pyjamas bandage )=

oh hey ending hiragana practice time!

oh god I confused to and ta this time urgh
…and tsu and shi
i am Ashamed

and here it’s that rule where ‘ha’ is actually ‘wa’ that i dont remember >_>

AND NOW IT’S KE AND KU
SHAME ON ME

TSU AND SHI THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

ugh confusing o and a
i knew this moment would come >_>

WELL OVERALL THIS WAS A SUCCESS ANYWAY

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