Saitama ;~;

No but seriously Saitama is so good
I didn’t really take full note of it on my first watch becuase I was still not sure how seriously I was supposed to take what and was wary of investing emotionally because you know, comedies

but he’s so so good

it’s the low key good that’s more the absence of bad but like. when you are literally the most powerful peson in existence and you are so low key about it literally nobody knows your name

imagine all the tiny daily frustrations: traffic, grocery lines, rude people
apparently, never even once was Saitama tempted to use his overwhelming might to assert himself as someone you don’t want to fuck with

like really… he just wants to be known as a hero, and at no point does he want to be dangerous in any other way in the eyes of people. He holds back, always, unless he absolutely has to. Sonic tried to kill him, and Saitama apologized for accidentally punching him in the groin (which is to say, putting his fist where Sonic’s groin went -_- because, you know, Sonic was attacking him)

Saitama doesn’t have a burning passion for justice like many heroes do. He doesn’t want to remake the world to look like what he wants it to, and while he kind of cares about being known and thanked, he’s willing to give it up if that seems the right thing to do at the moment.

All the pettiness he might or might not have he absolutely refuses to channel in a physical way. Verbal only, and he’s kinda terrible at that. He asks Genos to tell off Tornado for him, and when she punches him, it’s just kinda it. Conversation over. Saitama lost.

Superheroes in this world are not shy of using their abilities to assert themselves, to show they are not to be trifled with. They show off, they abuse their power in small ways. It’s tolerated, accepted, even encouraged: that’s how you build popularity.

Saitama just… doesn’t. It doesn’t fit in his worldview and view of self. The only way he can see himself showing off is squaring against a formiddable opponent, and even then, it’s the fight itself that’s the display, not anything additional he does to highlight it.

He’s… yeah, he’s ridiculously low key, and the thing about it, when you have this amount of power, not abusing it even in the tiniest way ever, is beyond incredible.

Genos chose his teacher well.

knightofthediscourse:

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please explain how a cisgender straight ace is LGBT.

Are they a lesbian? no, because they’re straight.

Are they gay? no, because they’re straight.

Are they bisexual? no, because they’re straight.

Are they trans? no, because they’re cis. 

Therefore, they’re not LGBT. 

If you’re a cishet ace/aro you’re not LGBT and you can not reclaim slurs targeted towards LGBT people. Period. 

Kid, you’re wasting your time. At this point, even mainstream LGBTQIA+ organizations explicitly disagree with you.

Even if I were interested in beating this long-dead horse with a total stranger, your attempt to challenge me, a random person occasionally on tumblr, to a Discourse Duel would not have any kind of meaningful impact on ~whether or not ace and aro people are LGBT~.

Like, hate to break it to you, but neither of us has that kind of power.

Get a new hobby. I suggest video games.

the old “kid” as an introduction I see

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge. 

Anyway, just because a majority agrees with someone doesn’t mean they’re right. 

You’re acting like I just showed up to kick your ass out of nowhere or something. You followed me first, friend. 

¯_(ツ)_/¯

oh also: a-spec means autism spectrum, not ace spectrum. will the aces ever make their own terminology instead of appropriating it from terms coined by the autism community? probably not

You absolutely did, in fact, show up out of nowhere. If you aren’t familiar with tumblr glitches, let me promise you: I didn’t actually follow you. I have no idea who you are, except that you’re 18, according to your own about, which, you know, makes you like half my age, so, “kid”, but sure, call that “edge”.

You’re also very confused! Let me try again.

1.) Major LGBTQIA+ organizations agree that ace and aro people are inherently LGBTQIA+.

2.) You challenging me to “explain” why they are won’t change that or, indeed, accomplish anything at all.

3.) Like, literally, even if you somehow “defeat” me in a “debate”, it won’t matter. It won’t make ace and aro people suddenly less LGBTQIA+. It won’t convince GLAAD they’re wrong.

It certainly won’t convince any of the rest of the world, where they use their own acronyms, and don’t particularly care who you or I think is “LGBT”.

This avenue of “attack” is a complete waste of your time, and you will get nothing out of continuing to demand I answer your petty, sad questions, except a few more seconds of attention from a stranger. (I hope that’s somehow satisfying.)

4.) So when I say “even mainstream organizations disagree with you” and “debating me won’t change that”, it’s less of me saying “the majority is always right” (tho that’s a fine straw man), and more of me saying,

“the people who invited you to think that challenging random people to Tumblr duels was a good way of getting ~the evil straight cis spies~ out of our community lied to you. You’re accomplishing absolutely nothing this way. You’re wasting your time.”

Again: dead horse. Again: find a new hobby.

OP is not ready for lateral oppression, or the fact that lots of people within the lgbt community are there with oppressors and people who have positions of privilege unavailable to them. Trans people with cis people, poc with white people, women with men, mentally ill with neurotypical.

What the people within all have in common is that we face abuse and oppression on the basis or gender or sexuality, we find and make communities within them but none of us will EVER truly be safe. No fucking way.

We also gave it from within, the umbrella of “LGBT” has never and will never be a safe space for me and for most others. We have faced abuse from people within our own so-called “community” that is just as dangerous as without, because it perpetuates the same negative stereotypes and tropes that put our lives, safety and well-being at risk.

We are not a safe community, we are a loose collective with varied political and ideological beliefs and a vague historical connection.

Yeah, OP’s full of completely wrong ideas, but I didn’t even want to be bothered, you know? If they’d actually cared, I’ve addressed this at length before, and they could’ve searched my blog instead of screen shotting my about and @‘ing me accusatorially.

They haven’t replied to this yet, though they did angrily reply to some other folks who tried to actually address what could be laughingly called their “arguments”.

Surprise surprise, OP doesn’t want answers or a conversation, OP just wants people to yell at and feel morally superior to.

I actually did care but didn’t see this in my notifications. But sure, blame a failure of this hellsite on me not responding.

I literally screenshotted your about and @’d you because you are the one that followed me. I check out my new followers’ blogs and was wondering why someone on the other side of the discourse is following me (and then you unfollowed me and plugged your ears when I said you were the one that showed up out of nowhere)

I’m pretty much constantly angry thanks to a slew of mental issues so thanks for pointing my irrelevant aggression out, btw.

To respond, now.

“OP is not ready for lateral oppression, or the fact that lots of people within the lgbt community are there with oppressors and people who have positions of privilege unavailable to them. Trans people with cis people, poc with white people, women with men, mentally ill with neurotypical.”

This is true, people in the lgbt community will be with their oppressors. But it’s a different kind of oppression. Yes, intersectionality exists, but the lgbt community is FOR LGBT PEOPLE. Whether they are white or poc, mentally ill or neurotypical, a woman or a man or an enby. You’re essentially saying “People are going to be with their oppressors anyway so why not let the cishets in!”

I don’t think you realize how ridiculous that is.

see, here’s the thing

straightness is not only lack of attraction to your own gender (which is presumed binary in this construction)

it’s also the presence of attraction to the ‘opposite’ gender

‘confirmed bachelor’ used to be euphemism for ‘gay’ because being attracted to women is just as important to the straight identity as not being attracted to men

and straight guys hating on lesbians for being sexually unavaliable to them – what makes you think it’s in any way different with asexual girls?

(I’m only covering binary gender here bc the right of nb people to the umbrella of the LGBT+ community isn’t even in question is it)

I know what straightness is but thanks for your patronizing explanation. 

I LITERALLY never said that ALL aces are straight but apparently you can’t read.

“and straight guys hating on lesbians for being sexually unavaliable to them – what makes you think it’s in any way different with asexual girls?“

That’s misogyny, not acephobia.  

I am literally nonbinary so don’t even start with “nonbinary erasure” when I, a nonbinary person, am telling you this

If you are nonbinary, you’re LGBT. The T stands for trans. nonbinary people are trans. There you go. I’m not trying to kick people out FOR BEING ace, I am literally just saying “being ace does not inherently make you LGBT, but it also doesn’t negate the fact if you ARE lgbt” but again, apparently you can’t read so I have no clue why I waste my breath.

Okay, I’m going to ignore the personal insults here because I’m naive and generous like that, and try to clarify what my point was.

Aces are part of the community that is currently called “LGBT” because they also experience oppression for not being straight.

The acronym itself is not relevant to this question, and is in fact a product of it rather than any basis for making decision. It was expanded before it was LGBT, and it has been expanded since.

(Also, sorry if I said something off about nonbinary experiences. I was trying to talk about cis aces.)

None of that was a personal attack but alright.

If you accept that there are gay aces, lesbian aces, bisexual aces, and pansexual aces, you must also accept that there are straight or heterosexual aces. It’s common sense.

(cis) Straight aces are not LGBT. They can not reclaim slurs applied to sga people. 

If they are a trans straight ace, they’re LGBT because they are trans. 

Being ace alone doesn’t make you LGBT because it’s not an orientation, it’s literally just “I don’t experience sexual attraction”

That is all it is. I don’t know if I previously said, but I myself am a sapphic grey-ace. If someone asks me my orientation I’m just going to say, “I like girls.” 

That’s it. They don’t need to know if I’m ace. No one needs to know if you are sexually attracted to people or not. What does matter is if you are attracted to anyone, who? 

Lack of attraction doesn’t make you queer.

But it does.

The difference between bi people and straight people is the straight people’s LACK of attraction to their own gender. If a difference between two things is in whether something’s present, then the absence of it is just as characteristic.

Here’s how I would model it:

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Seriously, saying ‘not being attracted to anyone ever is not enough to differentiate sexual orientation of aces’ is more or less parallel in logic to saying ‘not being attracted to men ever is not enough to differentiate lesbians from bi people’, or even more absurd ‘not being attracted to men ever is not enough to differentiate straight guys from bi guys’ like buddy I also wish that’s how our society worked…

And yes, if there are lesbian, bi and gay aces, there are also hetero aces. Much like how there are lesbian, bi, gay and hetero trans people. And hetero trans people are still LGBT+, because the ‘trans’ part makes it. And hetero aces are still LGBT+, because the ‘ace’ part makes it.

Having the descriptor ‘hetero’ or ‘cis’ in your identity does not exclude you from being LGBT+. The question is whether something is PRESENT that makes you LGBT+ – you can be both cis and hetero and still be LGBT+, see: intersex people. And aces.

Just because you, personally, don’t feel like you need the support of the LGBT+ community for the ace spectrum part of your identity, doesn’t mean others don’t. You actually know for a fact that they do, because that’s what you targetedly argue against. Why?

one punch man 10-12: the aliens

huh its episode 10 already
man this anime is so short
is it flashback time yet?

hi terrible Godzilla
oh yeah its the S class introduction time

gotta love that theres actually competent military in this anime
why is it such a rare thing jfc

seriously tho Saitama’s superpower is NOT superstrength, that’s just now how physics works
I think he has sped up perception, and I suspect he had that to a degree even before he started his training, judging from how easily he managed to take on the crab guy, if not all of it
but what his strength training gave him (awakened in him?) was basically reality warping
no wonder he’s bored: he ACTUALLY REALLY doesn’t have to put any kind of effort into his punches, as it’s not his physical strength that’s doing any work there, it’s literally reality bending to accomodate him
that has got to suck
reality warping ennui
I love my egg son

I love how all of these monsters demand acknowledgement and don’t just try and step on pesky human distractions that ignore them

okay yeah this dude did end up just trying to step on her

man Tornado is freakishly powerful and that’s amazing

HI OLD MAN DUDE
OMG SAITAMA AND GENOS ARE HERE

Genos oh come on
you really should learn some self-defense actually

this sounds like an anime reference I’m not getting

I love that Silverfang at least appreciates Saitama’s actual power

and Genos is just inviting Saitama to tag along this is adorable

I love how completely fucking extra all the heroes are and how ridiculous Saitama’s low key normalcy looks by contrast

poor Tornado
she’s amazing but since she’s only summoned for appropriate level threats it’s not even interesting to be amazing

Watchdog Man is amazing

man you are so dramatic maybe start with explanations
jfc there is no logic to this order of operations
SAITAMA GOT HIS TEA
IT’S FROM STARBUCKS
IT’S HILARIOUS
awww I love this cute lil bad boy who skipped his lil sis’s piano recital )=

madame Shibabawa
CHOKED ON A COUGHING PILL

poor Saitama not knowing anything
I love how casual he is about asking what he doesn’t know
I wouldn’t have managed >_>

you call it right Child Emperor
this is very ridiculous
granted the meeting holder dude is probably right
but he’s being very ineffectual about it

Saitama jfc why

IM REALLY GLAD HE GOT INTERRUPTED

oh yeah this is a completely irrelevant bunch of baddies isnt it

OH YEAH THESE ARE THE ACTUAL BAD GUYS
GEE ‘IN THE NEXT SIX MONTHS’ SURE DID TURN OUT TO BE SOON
so yeah thats why the meeting holder dude was right

I love how much attention this anime cares to pay to civilians in trouble

man guys you should have hidden in that rut together instead of getting out

the knight guy is awesome

man thats… not all of city A that was destroyed

ahaha Saitama didn’t wait for everyone
my socially awkward egg acts on his own out of sync with anything ❤
i can relate so much

man my favorite thing about this final fight is that it’s going to involve collaboration
it’s not just ‘Saitama saves the day’ because he’s just one person
like with the fish king, Saitama was only able to save anyone because other heroes were there first
and here there are multiple battles to be fought
these dudes are important too

wow his stump sure isn’t bleeding out

hey the swords at least slow the monster down that’s not nothing

man this samurai dude is hella cool
this entire squad is hella cool
footsoldiers are important and I love this anime

I love that the kids are in front here
it’s a terrible idea and yet in context who’s going to say no

jfc King you are way too fast to give up

sorry Genos this is a child

I love the peacemaker dude tho

ahaha Saitama is already inside I love him

oh dude you sure are confident in yourself

SAITAMA IS SPREADING DESTRUCTION
a thing he’s good at

man this guy’s design is SO TOTALLY A REFERENCE

…so the flashback stuff is probably side material that I haven’t downloaded isn’t it

whatever, I’ll just continue the liveblog

man this ending is nice
it’s just pure aesthetic, and it’s such a nice grounding one
the Earth that Saitama lives on, which is the same one we all do

hi humanization of the enemy
to them, Saitama is the kaiju
and yeah he kinda is
reality warping powers do that

aww Saitama is not very good at finding vital parts of the ship to destroy eh

Saitama makes for an awesome creepypasta really
an unstoppable juggernaut

…I really want OPM to become an endless shounen series
it’s worth it
and it has political setup enough for SO MUCH to happen
it features a cast FULL of people very ready for exploration and convoluted plots
the first season feels like BARELY A PROLOGUE in what could be the grand scheme of thing

GUYS
THE FUCK YOU DOING THERE
PLEASE EVACUATE

hi Hammerhead!!! I love you!!!
omfg is that your actual first name oooomg

omfg THIS GUY
I LOVE YOU TOO
I REMEMBER AND LOVE YOU

this show’s unwillingness to kill anyone off IS AWESOME

hi Sonic ❤
I still love your oni face

I love that the knight guy looks middle aged with wrinkles and all

YOO NICE OJI-SAN

GOOD JOB DISRUPTING COMMUNICATIONS BOI

GO SAITAMA
WRECK SHIT

I LOVE THE BAD BOY HERO SO MUCH
REALLY I LOVE THIS ENTIRE SQUAD
AND THE MUSIC IS EPIC
AND THE KNIGHT KEEPS WORRYING I LOVE HIM

sorry coordinator dude that’s S class heroes for you

welp bye bye dude that’s the batter figuring shit out ❤

man poor coordinator dude
he’s trying his best

I love Saitama and his low key shit
I love how the navigator TRIES HIS BEST
Saitama is ONE SMART COOKIE
oh man this dude can actually look hella intimidating

yeah the downside of telekinesis as a combat power is that you still need to have something to telekinesis
unless you can just straight up telekinesis your foes i guess

oh hey gravity manipulation
nice

sorry due Saitama’s power is basically no sell of any other powers its kinda sad

ahaha hes breaking his own ship now

man this supreme telekinetic power sure isn’t used to actual direct combat
….yeah he’s ridiculously weak kidna

awww cute lil aliens

awww Child Emperor! ❤

ah yes! this is what Tornado is for!

and Mumen Rider on the ground you is good job!!! i love that they give him spotlight so fucking much you have no idea
this really is an anime exploring the idea of heroes

AW YIS MY GIRL
FUCKING WRECK EM
THIS IS EFFICIENT COOPERATION

AND TORNADO TRASH TALKS THEM
YOU TELL EM GIRL
YOU DESERVE THIS GLOAT

guys with indirect powers wait for guys with direct powers to give them a chance

AW YIS SMALL FRY HEROES COMING TO SEARCH&RESCUE
THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE

I’m still amazed the Knight is still alive
guess his power is some sort of invulnerability/healing

dude if you forget the defense and focus on attack they still outnumber you
this would have worked better when you still had many heads

AW YEAH BOSS ENCOUNTER
(SUCH A REFERENCE)

SAITAMA LOOKING DANGEROUS AS FUCK
GOD JOB YOU IS

Saitama is like a white hole
infinite energy
he just makes his own

I love how Saitama is still not used to the change of his status from hobbyist to professional
it’s the small details that make it ❤

ahh and this is the kind of fight Saitama wanted isn’t it?

haha
twenty years
yeah strength training had fuckall to do with it Saitama had this potential since babyhood

I LOVE SAITAMA’S COMMON SENSE
YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND ATTACKING SHIT TO ALLEVIATE BOREDOM
HE’S FAMILIAR WITH THIS PROBLEM VERY MUCH

I LOVE THE EGG SHOT JFC <33333333

man Saitama’s low key-ness looks really badass here
best egg

I love that Saitama’s movement isn’t even running particularly well, it’s just walking really really fast

awww Saitama’s come to not expect much by now ❤

haha sorry dude you’re now match for Tornado’s firepower
hope she’s got some way to watch out for civilians
would be invaluable for search&rescue if she were free for it rn

oh hey Drive Knight
there sure are lots of knights here huh

oh and it was Metal Knight who destroyed the town huh
was he the dude who came in to test his weaponry against the meteor?

yup dude sorry outnumbered

so guys you might want to get the fuck out from under the ship now

I love the badass opening music
this is Saitama’s true potential
too bad the plot isn’t about it

lol I love how they both have pretty low expectations for each other

this dude is about to bring down his own ship heh

OMG
SAITAMA DIDN’T NO SELL THAT
THAT’S PRETTY AMAZING
sorry dude Saitama has power beyond his own conception too

yeah you can heal yourself but Saitama wasn’t hurt

man his pants are baggy and look hilarious

wow holy fuck
and Saitama’s method of surviving is ragdoll
roll with it as much as possible
I do that in the car to avoid motion sickness on bumpy roads

AND YEP HERE IT IS
SAITAMA IS ON THE MOON
HAHAHAHA
HE IS NOT BREATHING
AND THERE IS NO SOUND
SAITAMA ARE YOU GOING TO PUSH MOON OUT OF ITS ORBIT
NOPE JUST DESTROY A CHUNK OF SURFACE

aww hey dude
vulnerable after all
where Saitama just
isn’t

sorry Tornado you’re awesome but that wasn’t you

this dude is strong but he isn’t Saitama fast
he’s not even Sonic fast just very strong

CONSECUTIVE NORMAL PUNCHES
NICE
NOT ENOUGH STILL
SAITAMA MUST BE SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
(and yet vaguely dissatisfied still because something in his brain chemistry still isn’t making this as awesome as it should have been)

I love Saitama’s creative names
Serious Punch

I love that Saitama never taunts, never doesn’t talk to his foes
he doesn’t dehumanize them, ever

well yeah okay that was pretty curb stomp sorry dude
but you still entertained Saitama more than anyone else ever managed to

I hope poor little alien crew members survive alright ^^;

aww and the master picks up his knight

TORNADO CAN’T YOU HOLD THE SHIP A LITTLE
well whatever

oh hey Amai Mask
who the fuck even are you
dude what the fuck
shut up?
I love the bad boy he’s saying it like it is
dude they literally saved the Earth and everything that wasn’t wiped out in a single strike???

Amai is an actual supervillain here isn’t he

mm he could be S rank I see

oh hey Metal Knight
there sure are a lot of supervillains holed up at the top of the Hero Organization huh
well I mean it makes as much sense as anything to recruit anyone sane enough to come in

ALIEN SURVIVORS ❤

WHAT THE FUCK AMAI
WHY
LOCAL LIGHT YAGAMI OR WHAT

awww Genos really has found balance with Saitama

so is Saitama already home or what
ah nope there he is ❤

Tornado you naive muffin

OMFG
SAITAMA IS ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS AND CALLS GENOS IN FOR HELP
THEY ARE SUCH GREAT PARTNERS

‘history-making events, the top stories for days’
yeah i guess in this kind of world there’s nothing to do but keep reconstructing and ignore the losses )=

OPTION TO LIVE AT HEADQUARTERS
YEAH THAT REALLY NEEDED TO BE A THING ALREADY

anyway I love this anime

one punch man 8-9: the sushi

aw yis finally the ctulhu episode
hi Mumen Rider you are awesome

omfg hey nice

ahhh!!! Mumen Rider is so great!!! paying attention!!! researching stuff!!! you do a good job dude

omfg Stinger looks cute

GUYS MAYBE RUN IM JUST SAYING
DONT JUST STAND THERE
…I guess nobody is brave enough to leave the group first? feels safer where everyone already is even if it’s literally the middle of the street right in front of the monsters

the opening is what Saitama wishes his life were like…

OMG
GENOS USING HIS HAND POWERS TO DRY DISHES

I love that C class heroes have a quota omg

Saitama just forgets things
)=

Stinger is pretty cool
…but, alas, not invulnerable )=
and not very experienced

man Mumen Rider is so great
I love him so much
he is so pure

yep Lighting is also not invulnerable
sorry dude you tried

oh hey this guy! he’s cute for a horrible stereotype
omfg Sonic hi

the best part about this is how Sea King is not even that large

oh hey the both heroes look still alive that’s great!
DID YOU THINK ABOUT TAKING OFF THE SWEATER BEFORE POWERING UP

wait so what the fuck are their sizes
I am confused again
right now they both look human sized compared to Sonic who definitely is

THAT IS SUCH A SAILOR MOON COLOR SCHEME

Genos you have multiple plans avaliable at the time f y i

yep the fish king is currently human sized
im pretty sure at some point he reached halfway up the building

Sonic is also cool
the suicidally arrogant kind of cool
man Sonic’s demon face is amazing
also, look who’s S class ❤
…or would be if he wanted to be a hero
…and the fish king is huge again
jfc pick a size
oh hes actually shrinking/growing in-universe that kinda explains that

sorry Sonic time to get the fuck outta there

MUMEN RIDER WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE YOU OBEYING A RED LIGHT IN AN EVACUATED CITY

Amai Mask cut his hair huh

also I love how explicit it is that a lot of heroes actually generally don’t give a fuck

AHAHA NOW SONIC IS THE NAKED ONE
GOTTA LOVE
he’s like GLOWING it’s hilarious

wow Sonic that was mean

aaaand hi shelter
and hi the reason Genos is going to get beaten to pulp today

good job dude actually
at the very least you’re biding time successfully
YEP HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING
hes adorable?

hi class A teacher the fuck were you doing in a shelter anyway

Mumen Rider is a good job

whoops and Saitama gets delayed again

TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR PHONE RIDER

also Saitama’s priorities are as out of whack as ever

oh yeah the phone is a way for Saitama to know so this is actually good I guess

meanwhile the heroes bought some time successfully! for this dude to come!

oh and they were trying to stop Mumen Rider huh
i dont think he would have stopped anyway…

FUCK POSTING NOW I WANT THE ENTIRE CTULHU ARC

and yess heres Genos ❤

oh yeah and theres no rain inside the shelter
the king has to go outside if he wants and advantage
really good job forcing him out Genos

BUT GO FINISH HIM OFF NOW SERIOUSLY
welp
bye Genos’s arm AGAIN

DUDE BE FASTER AND JUST TELL HIM ABOUT THE SHELTER

Im glad that some people are being reasonable and letting Saitama at it in the end though

…I just had a thought
for Saitama to casually spot Sonic while riding a bicycle his perception has to be ridiculously sped up constantly
imagine HOW FUCKING BORED HE IS
)=

YOU IS GOOD JOB GENOS
omg the sea king shrunk again

man Genos is SO COOL

GUYS FUCKING RUN WTF

aaaand yep that’s what does it
sorry kid you tried

well at least it looks like MOST people left

it’ll be harder for him to hunt down those who scatter

omfg Mumen Rider
he tried?

awwww he’s top ranking in class C
he deserves it ❤
(oh yeah he kept refusing class B i remember)
(why would anyone even try to transfer him to it jfc hes got 0 superpowers)

its ridiculous how not-ineffectual he is tho
pretty good at biding time

awww he knows transferring him to B class would be absurd
and hes good at drawing attention of baddies ❤
oh and also regular people
GO RUN SCATTER DONT BE STATIC TARGETS

aww another cheerleader kid

guys… guys no he can’t

Saitama just on time

what I really wonder is how Saitama stayed rooted to the ground
this looks like energy distortion powers rather than straight up strength stuff

so yeah Saitama ready to abandon all that I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN stuff and protect your people?

holy fuck he blew away RAIN??? wtf are Saitama’s powers

ahahaha Saitama’s still disappointed by the fight

AHAHA
SONIC
SORRY
A LITTLE LATE

aww Saitama failed to notice the cheering public while it was happening but he sure wants some in retrospect ❤

“here’s a guy with free time” I love you Saitama
a true millenial icon

hi fucker wtf

oh yeah I remember
Saitama is about to renounce all credit because hes mad on behalf of these people

DUDE SO WHY DID YOU NOT DO THAT
WHY DID YOU NOT COME UP WITH A WAY TO BUY TIME

Saitama ;~;

he’s been so SUBTLE about this it’s amazing how gullible the public is
but also yeah that’s how crowd works

WOW SAITAMA YOU JUST NOTICED ABOUT THE RAIN
YOU KIND OF STOPPED IT WITH YOUR PUNCH

class C rank 1
amazing

Saitama jfc
I relate to this so deeply

Genos is Saitama’s motivation now ❤
good job Genos you’re helping ❤

hello Puri Puri Awful Joke

awww B rank ❤
OH HEY
IT’S GONNA BE FLASHBACK ARC TIME ISN’T IT

oh!!!! oh Mumen Rider!!!! I love you <333333333

I love how Saitama isn’t even moving with the bicycle as he rides it
reality warping powers totally

Saitama makes a friend who knows how good he is ;u;

no but for real Saitama is such an egg
there were so many possible ways for him to communicate “HEY GUYS THESE HEROES KIND OF DIED FOR Y’ALL”
but they all required positive Charisma stat and Saitama’s is ~3 so he went for ‘terribly lying’ instead
I still can’t believe that worked honestly like that was about as subtle as a ton of bricks
that’s how you work the crowd I guess
Saitama is so much wiser than he gives himself credit for but also such an egg jfc

my favorite fantasy species: vampire-looking space changelings with a hive mind

they are called el-in and they were a product of a writer getting pissed at her prof at the uni saying that its impossible to EVER write a truly nonhuman mind
she SET OUT TO PROVE HIM WRONG
the result was amazing and I love them so much

(it turns out that if you change your worldbuilding from ‘what cultural traits shall we stereotype today’ to ‘what does all humanity have in common and how can we subvert that’ the quality and creativity of writing rises exponentially)